Another guy who’s been around for-e-ver. Damn good career though.

Some will remember him for his play. Some will remember him for destroying Ruben Tejada with a slide at second base. I heard some weird rumors about him growing up and have never once tried to verify them, but they’re probably BS.

Aside from being part of that 2008 World Series, I think most people will remember Utley for this:

This is actually one of the few episodes I’ve ever seen of It’s Always Sunny, and I had so much second-hand embarrassment from it I couldn’t go back to the show.

Having finally gotten past that, this is one of the funniest damn things I’ve ever seen.